Beeg

During my many years of searching for excellent porn, I have come across beeg.com more than once. However, it turns out that I may have been mispronouncing "beeg" all along. I always thought it was a longer version of "big", like "damn, she has some beeg ol' titties". But according to the Urban Dictionary, "beeg" is an abbreviation for BJ, such as "I was there, doing my thing, when this sexy blonde came up to me, unzipped my pants, and gave me a beeg, right on the bus!

I'm not sure how beeg.com is supposed to be pronounced, but one thing is for sure: it seems to work either way. Whether it refers to the website being an archive of porn or getting a beeg from the girl of your dreams, one thing is certain: you will never run out of content to blow your load on Beeg.com.

This becomes clear from the moment you land on Beeg's homepage. It's a no-nonsense website that gives you nothing but porn, and a lot of it. The website is designed to minimize clutter. No huge, messy banners, no categorization, and no distractions. Just a shitload of porn. From the moment you click on the first page, hundreds of medium-sized thumbnails appear before your eyes. And this trend continues for 56 pages.

The artistic website design
This is the epitome of minimalist web design. Just a white background and what seems like an endless stack of porn video thumbnails piled on top of each other, almost like a porn skyscraper that scrolls up and down on every page. At the top of this video tower, you have a very basic (but effective) navigation bar, but it's so subtle and unobtrusive that you might not even notice it's there if you didn't need it.

In here, you'll find Beeg's tiny, abstract logo, which functions as a "home" button (just a narrow black rectangle, a space, and a black square... it almost looks like Beeg with a beeg.com dot next to it, but it's been edited), below which will be a sparse menu bar offering "tags", "models", "channels", and "cams" buttons.

On the right side of the menu bar, you can freely search for any keyword or porn star that comes to mind. And from there on, it's just free porn. It's really quite beautiful. Beeg.com's design is so good that it's already given me a bit of a chubby, and I haven't even finished reading the porn yet!

Clicking on "tags" will show you a massive, alphabetically-arranged list of all the tags used on Beeg.com. I have to say, I'm often disappointed with tag lists (they seem to never be good enough for me), but this list is truly impressive. You can filter Beeg's content by almost any tag you can imagine, from "alien" to "yacht". Additionally, another great feature is that once you choose a tag, you won't be taken to a whole new corner of the website. Instead, the tag page simply reloads, allowing you to quickly switch to a new tag, with the videos tagged with it now appearing in the list below.

However, the website's "models" section seems to not work quite as perfectly. Clicking on "models" takes you to their entire database of porn stars, of course, but if clicking on one of them did the same thing as the "tags" page - simply refreshing the page with the videos filtered - that would be fucking perfect. It seems like a bit of a missed opportunity, especially since the models' individual pages don't include bios or stats or anything like that, just their name and their videos. Oh well, it's not the biggest frustration. I certainly won't lose any sleep over it.

Browsing Beeg's "channels" section will filter their porn mishmash into collections of videos from specific studios. Want to find only videos produced by Ass Parade or Big Tits at Work? No problem. Scroll through their impressive list of production companies and click into a page dedicated entirely to a specific studio. I've always thought this was a great way to preview and sample a paid website before making the major decision of actually subscribing. Beeg makes this process of testing before buying easier than ever.

Quantity? Quality? Both
Unlike many similar tube sites today, Beeg.com doesn't make you choose between quality and quantity. As I mentioned earlier, the sheer amount of porn you can find on Beeg is impressive; but just as impressive is that every single one of these videos is top-notch quality.

If you're looking for a bunch of amateur, cameraphone-quality videos of mediocre chicks getting fucked doggy style for a minute and a half, Beeg isn't for you. If you're looking for, on the other hand, some of the most gorgeous chicks in the world getting fucked in professional, high-definition videos, then you've come to the right place.

Not only are the videos themselves of excellent quality (in terms of clarity and production), but Beeg's thumbnails and media player are also top-notch. Hovering over any of the thumbnails that make up the porn tower in front of you will give you a preview of the video, an actual quick clip playback; no nonsense with screenshot slideshows. Clicking on a video that looks like it might be your thing, and enjoying crystal-clear video without losing your place in the porn tower.

Jerking off without a care
Again, this is an example of Beeg prioritizing convenience and ease of use. When you click on a thumbnail, Beeg doesn't take you to a whole new page; instead, it loads the video right on the page you happen to be on. As the video plays, you can continue browsing where you left off, almost without missing a beat. It's really fucking great.

On the right side of the media player, you'll find some convenient information about the video. Enjoy a quick summary of the scene, find out which studio it came from (and easily click into that studio's channel page if you like), or choose from a list of related tags if you want to explore similar videos.

On the player itself, you have one of the most convenient video scrub bars I've ever seen. Hovering over any point on the scrub bar will give you a huge preview, showing you what's coming up. And that's how you navigate the scene - not by trying to click on a small dot at the bottom of the bar, but by clicking on the preview thumbnail based on where your mouse is in the video. Features like this make life so much easier, and it amazes me that this is the first time I've seen a media player designed this way. More websites should really consider following suit.

The more I discover Beeg, the more I like it. They not only have a fully functional mobile website but possibly the best mobile porn experience I've ever had. Similar to their normal website design, you still have a porn tower that you can scroll through endlessly. The only difference is that on a computer, you have five thumbnails per row; on your smartphone, each row is made up of one huge thumbnail. I strongly encourage the people behind Beeg to develop an app - I think their format would really lend itself to it.

A tiny flaw
As a porn website, Beeg does an excellent job, and it's hard to overstate it. But no website is perfect. Beeg isn't without its flaws (although it might only have one, but still). They do use ads. It's a huge frustration. For a moment, I thought maybe we'd finally found the mythical perfect porn website. But unfortunately, no; not today. Beeg does have ads. You won't find any on the webpage, and they don't have many, but they're still there. Every time you pause a video, they'll try to sell you something. Damn it, Beeg, you were so close to being my new favorite porn website. I still love you, but this is disappointing.

In conclusion, Beeg is one of the best tube sites I've been to. Great videos, huge selection, excellent website design and layout, unique experience, a great mobile website, and very few ads. What more can I say? I'd work for Beeg.com all day. Whether their name refers to a BJ or the massive scale of their website, to be honest, I could give a damn; Beeg will have me cumming more.