XMoviesForYou

In the past, if you mentioned free sex tubes (like XMovies), you'd see a line of eager furries outside the door. That's why my city banned the sale of gerbils. These days, free sex tubes are a whole different story. That brings us to "XMovies".

XMoviesForYou.com is more like what a modern pervert would expect when you hand them a sex tube, only to find it's something entirely different at first glance. Are they behind the curve or ahead of it? I think there's only one way to find out.

So, what's going on here?

The tubes I mentioned usually follow a fairly specific format, so it's a bit jarring to see something different. I mean, unless you're Amish or something. In which case, you might be shocked by the huge image of Adriana Chechik with her legs over her head and her tits spread by a giant cock.

On a website that offers sex movies, you wouldn't expect the usual wall of porn thumbnails, but XMovies For You hits you with a blog-style layout instead. Each thumbnail still links to a dirty movie, but instead of a solid grid, you get a bunch of boxes with a ton of text. Honestly, too much text. You get a title and the first sentence of a summary, which takes up just as much space as the photo.

The large photo of Adriana takes up just as much screen space as several other photos. Either it's the latest, or they just wanted me to see it. Either way, the several dozen scenes on the homepage were all added today. The site's format is weird, and I'm not sure if I like it, but at least they're updating it.

Watching movies through a weird tube

I know what most of you are thinking: who the hell cares about the layout? You're more interested in the porn, right? From the outside, it looks fine. There's some interracial threesome and teen blowjob action, along with some cuckold meetings and taboo scenes. I've always been interested in pseudo-incest, so I clicked on a thumbnail of a young girl kneeling on the floor, staring at her stepdad's cock.

The actual video page, like the rest of XMoviesForYou, doesn't look like a tube. It's presented in a blog style again. I got a brief video description and a large image of a chick on the floor. I also got the weirdest sense of deja vu; I think I might've fucked this chick before, then passed out from taking too much Viagra. There's no single video player on the page like you'd find on other sites, but instead, there are three embedded players.

I clicked play on the first player on the screen. It buffered for about ten seconds, and then this tired but beautiful little girl appeared on the screen, flipping through a book. Dad walks in from behind and starts massaging her shoulders.

I jumped to the "doggy style" scene, which lit me up. I know where I've seen this chick before! I saw her getting fucked by dad on DadCrush, although I might've just remembered it from the watermark from an hour of porn.

Watching some porn, but watch your step

I was lucky to get two out of the three players on the page to work. Apart from more buffering than I like, the movies played fine. The third link took me to some weird spam page claiming I was about to watch a video, then either took me to the Google Play Store or a really good fake that was trying to steal my info.

I was going to say that the third-party hosts make it easy to download from XMoviesForYou. Sites like this usually are. I think if you do some digging, you can save these movies, but I couldn't find any easy way to do it directly from the site. It's a damn shame because most sites like this make it easy to stream and download. For some of you, this will be a deal-breaker.

I'm using an ad blocker, and I'm sure you are too, unless you're really old or pretty dumb. After watching this video, I had 20 blocked spam messages on my site. My browser also had a message saying XMoviesForYou was trying to load a script from an unauthenticated source. I have no idea what that means, but I know it's not good.

Where's the beef? Or the tuna?

The layout of the pages is so sparse that I'm not even sure if XMoviesForYou has tags or categories. There are no links to any kind of master list in the header, like you see on most video sites. In fact, the site's header is pretty bare. There's a logo, a home link, and a search icon. That's it.

Not having any kind of organization seems weird for any porn site, but this site already looks weird. I did eventually find some info under Katie Kush's movies, though.

The clip was tagged under blonde and teen categories and tagged with DadCrush and Katie Kush. That's a pretty stingy amount of tags for a scene that's an hour long. If you search for blowjob, creampie, or doggy style, you won't find this clip, even though they're all in it.

The good news is they have a dozen Katie Kush movies, along with a full eight pages of clips from DadCrush. The blonde and teen archives naturally have hundreds of pages. There's a hell of a lot of material here, even if it's not organized that well.

Using the site name as a tag is either going to piss you off or get you excited. It's frustrating that there's a lack of a list. To find anything here, whether it's teen fisting movies or the latest from TrueAnal, you have to know what you're looking for and hope it's tagged correctly.

A fair trade for some filthy porn?

Trading some spam for free porn is the usual deal that any site asks you to make. Sites like XMoviesForYou that specialize in high-quality content often have more spam than others. It's not surprising. You can't find pay site material, which has a lot of potential danger, without a lot of spam. Spam is a problem on this site, but I don't think it's any worse than most other sites.

The problem with XMoviesForYou isn't the spam, or even the fact that it doesn't follow the standard sex tube format that we all know and love. It's not even the fact that they make you deal with other file hosts.

The problem with this weird video site is that it's not very organized. The videos aren't well-tagged, and there are no category or tag pages. Unless you want to use the search bar, you can't really browse the site's content.

In the end, this might be a fair trade for some free porn that would otherwise cost you at least $30 a month. That's just the price of a pay site, but XMoviesForYou is like a ton of sites rolled into one. I'd rather have their large collection on a site with better organization. XMoviesForYou (often misspelled as "xvideosforyou", "xxxmoviesforyou", "xmovies4you", "xmoviesforyoy", and "xmovieforyou") can do the trick if you're not too picky but want something refined, complete, and free.