This morning, I woke up in the mood for some "spicy chat", but to be honest, for a professional pervert like me, it's just another day. When I'm not reviewing porn on the PornDudeCasting couch or banging chicks, I often chat with sexy girls at my local tavern, usual dating apps, and the occasional private cam show. The next platform is going to take this flirting game to a whole new level, and you don't have to be a silver-tongued, big-dicked stud to enjoy it.
I'd like to ask, what do you think the next site is about? But once you see the full domain, it's a no-brainer. SpicyChat.ai lets you explore your fantasies with ridiculously realistic chatbots and their AI brains. As a newly founded company, these bots are extremely popular, with monthly traffic rising by millions. I haven't seen such a hungry crowd of heterosexuals gathering outside, and I was naturally drawn to the crowd.
Who wants to join SpicyChat?
Just by the numbers, SpicyChat is one of the most popular AI chatbots I've reviewed in the past few months. I couldn't help but feel a bit late to the party, but there's a good side to it: since these adult AI apps are evolving so rapidly, this platform is likely to be even better now than it was a few months ago. Visually, it's a bit low-key, with a simpler presentation compared to some newer, more refined sites.
I could tell right away that this isn't your average chat app, with characters that are just like those in your typical porn flick. Instead, you'll find scene-driven bots of all shapes, sizes, colors, and forms. No joke, there are already tens of thousands of bots to chat with, and this site is still new. Be sure to toggle the NSFW slider and check out the naughty bots! Unlike most competitors, there are more male characters than female ones; currently, around 31,000 males and 27,000 females. A quick search for "futa" yields over 2,000 bots with both a dick and tits.
Most thumbnails are porn-themed, which tells you a lot about SpicyChat.ai's user base and the bots and plots themselves. Strictly speaking, this isn't a porn bot site, although it's heavily geared in that direction. I found some famous characters to chat with, mostly based on anime and some video game characters.
No matter who you want to have a spicy chat with, it's not hard to find them. The tagging system is powerful, making it easy to search and browse through your dream AI porn chatbots. The sidebar's popular tags menu gives you quick access to dominant bots (all 20,000 of them), romantic bots (8,300), anal synth bots (6,800), and LGBTQ+ bot brains (8,600). The full tag list is almost as deep and weird as a porn library, with keywords like fluffy, monster, Yandere, bondage, mind control, and impregnation.
Free trial and cheap AI dating
AI is quite demanding on computer resources. If you've seen my reviews of the plethora of AI porn generators, you might've heard me joke about free users queuing up, as they almost always have to wait longer to get their renders. Until today, I hadn't seen such a queue on an AI chat site, which says a lot about SpicyChat's popularity.
There are just too many people outside, and it's impossible to serve them all for free. Guests can start chatting without a paid membership, but the wait times are considerable. After logging into the SpicyChat.ai homepage for a few minutes, I tried to interact with a "friend's naughty sister" bot, but I had over 1,200 people in front of me in the queue. While the queue moves quickly, time is of the essence when your erect dick is banging against the bottom of the table, and the baristas at Starbucks start giving you weird looks.
Membership starts at $5 per month, which lets you skip the queue. The $15 "True Supporter" level adds better memory, longer responses, conversation images, and ChatGPT for SFW role-playing. Add another $10, and you become a "I'm a True Supporter" level member, which gives you priority rendering and early access to a few beta features. I had some issues connecting my Patreon to these sites, so I'm glad this is just one of the payment methods SpicyChat accepts; they also take SubscribeStar, Bootsy, and cryptocurrency.
Getting the AI goth girl to move
Let's face it: Tinder and almost every major dating app are a damn dumpster fire. I'm a qualified porn stud, and if I can get half a dozen women to actually message me back, I consider myself lucky. On the other hand, SpicyChat.ai has over 66,000 bots that want to chat with me, and they won't ghost me due to boredom. This is a small problem for a professional masturbator like me. Where do I even start?
For simplicity, I decided to go with trending female bots. That's where I found Eri, "a very sad goth girl who invites you to her birthday party, but you're the only one who shows up!". I clicked on her anime face, and the chat window popped up. A long intro message set the scene for her dimly lit, lonely apartment, and then I knocked on her door.
The game is heavily focused on role-playing and storytelling, rather than just "spicy chat". Eri is a nervous, insecure character, but she quickly warms up when I sing her a birthday song. The conversation and storyline are incredibly realistic, and I swear I was role-playing with a human partner.
I tried asking Eri for photos, and the response was more conversation and role-playing. SpicyChat can generate photos in the chat window, which is a killer feature; I hope they integrate it more tightly with the chat. For now, you just click the photo icon to get a picture.
Having spicy chat with your custom-made babe
After building up some confidence with Eri, she started blowing me on the dinner table. I didn't want to leave her hungry, but I still hadn't fully explored SpicyChat. Users can create their own characters, and I just had to try it out.
All you Dungeons & Dragons nerds out there should already know this, but you should take the time to make your character come alive. Spicy Chat's bot generation form has a large text field for greetings and personality, as well as some advanced options for defining scenes and conversation examples. You can generate a photo directly in the "Create" interface or upload your own photo.
I left the "Advanced" section blank and created a simple character. Michelle is a horny, big-breasted gold digger who wants to cheat on her boyfriend and fuck anyone who's up for it. After generating a photo of Michelle in a plaid mini-skirt, I slid into her DMs. "Hey, cutie," she said. "My boyfriend is out of town. Want to get on his bed?"
Eri was a more wholesome character, but since I created this bot for sex, Michelle was begging for my dick from the start. I told her I was on my way, and she licked her lips in anticipation. "Hurry up, I need to feel your dick. Don't be too gentle at first, okay? I need you to take control."
SpicyChat.ai might not be the flashiest AI chat platform out there, but they make up for it with their quality service. I think this is the AI chatbot with the most options I've ever seen, and they're incredibly smart, just like role-playing with a real person. The free trial does require a wait, but if you're horny, it's worth checking out.