Youjizz

Welcome to You Jizz (not "ujizz" or "jizz tube")! According to a 2010 press release from the internet filtering company Optenet, 37% of all content on the internet is porn. While this exact figure has been disputed by subsequent studies (using different metrics, but worth noting), it's undeniable that a large portion of the internet's content is dedicated to making love.

However, considering that sex is one of the world's universal languages (along with music), this shouldn't come as a surprise. Don't believe me? Suppose you go to Japan, with zero knowledge of the language. You need to get to a distant city, so you get on a train. Sitting in the seat across the aisle from you is a beautiful Japanese girl wearing a plaid skirt and over-knee socks. You notice she's staring at you, but you brush it off. Maybe it's just a cultural thing, you think. You glance away for a moment, looking out the window at the scenery.

However, you can't help but think about that sexy Japanese schoolgirl, so you sneak another peek. This time, she's staring at you, biting her lip. Her hand slowly starts to move up her thigh. She slightly spreads her legs. She doesn't break eye contact with you. Her hand continues up until she gently rubs her clitoris, temptingly biting her finger. No need to say anything. She obviously wants your dick. What are you waiting for, you idiot, you'd better get across that aisle and join her!

In other words, sex is one of humanity's most deeply rooted needs. It's not surprising, then, that sex content dominates the internet, the place where all of humanity shares all knowledge and interests.

That being said, with so much porn on the internet, it can be difficult to sift through all the crap and separate the good from the bad. Among all the adult websites on the internet, many are porn tubes. Over the past decade or so, porn tubes have risen as the new industry standard for free porn. The days of sharing files and camming on Youtube are over. Tubes are king. But with so many video sites to choose from, which ones are worth your time?

This is where I come in, to tell you which sites are worth it and which are garbage. You may have heard of Pornhub, Redtube, and Youporn (they dominate the adult tube industry). But have you heard of a site called Youjizz.com? No? Well, let's take a look.

I'm Jane, and you're Jizz
I like a site with a fun and straightforward name. You Jizz. It says all it needs to, it's quick, and it's easy to remember. I often stumble upon some really great tube sites, but when I go back to find them, I don't remember what they're called. With Youjizz, you're extremely unlikely to forget. If you're overwhelmed, all you have to do is think about what you spend most of your downtime doing: your Jizz. Oh, and how could I forget!?

As if their name wasn't memorable enough, under the Youjizz logo on the homepage, it says "Yes, sir!" The O and U in Youjizz are a winking noble face--the O is an eye with a monocle, the U is a winking face, with a mustache below and a top hat above. Finally, a site that makes jazz cool again

Like the site's name, the site itself gets straight to the point from the moment you arrive at the homepage. No explanations or mission statements, no unnecessary fluff to keep you away from your porn. Just a navigation bar at the top and a column of thumbnails, with hundreds of pages to go through.

Let's get to the point
These thumbnails are extremely high-quality. They're also good thumbnails. No still images or nonsense. Instead, when you hover over them, they play a clip from the video to preview. The site doesn't seem to suffer from any form of lag because of this. This is how it should be, people. With so many sites to choose from, if you want to survive, you really need to bring your A-game when it comes to site features.

In addition to having an endless array of great porn clips to choose from the moment you enter the site, Youjizz also provides what seems like a decent navigation bar to help you filter through all the content. You can easily switch between popular videos, newest videos, top videos (this week, this month, or all time), random videos, a huge list of tags, or a list of porn stars on the site.

The best part about this feature is that no matter which option you choose, Youjizz doesn't bother to take you to a whole new page; you stay on the same page, and the content just changes. This is a design feature I wish more sites would adopt. It makes browsing the site much easier and quicker.

Losing steam...
Other tabs on the navigation bar include "Live Sex", "VR Porn", "Meet & Fuck", "Porn Games", and "HD". Clicking on "Live Sex" will take you to Youjizz's own adult cam site, which is always a nice touch (not to mention it's rare for a lesser-known tube site to host their own cam space).

However, the "VR Porn" tab seems like a dogshit link, taking you to a random site (mostly third-party cam sites), so it's just a low-quality, misleading ad. "Meet & Fuck" is the same. It just takes you to an adult friend finder site. Don't even get me started on that...

Clicking on "Porn Games" will also take you to a random third-party site. At least with this tab, you're taken to a relevant place every time you click on it. Unlike Youjizz's "VR Porn" tab. So, I guess if you want to sign up for a membership and download a porn game, you can find a bunch by clicking there.

At this point, I almost gave up on the rest of the navigation bar tabs until I clicked on "HD". I thought it would take me to another site hosting HD videos and charging for them, or to a place where Youjizz tries to coerce me into becoming a paid member to get HD videos. Instead, I was pleasantly surprised to see Youjizz filter the page to only show HD content. Don't let some of the thumbnails' non-HD aspect ratios fool you; when you open them, they're actually HD.

While you don't need to register for a Youjizz account to view any of the videos they offer (well, except for interacting with cam girls), they do allow you to register for free. This lets you upload videos, like videos, and save videos. I have to say, these features aren't enough to convince me to go through the trouble of registering for a Youjizz account. You can't comment on videos, and you can't interact with other users in any way, shape, or form. If I were to consider registering for a site like this, I'd want to see more interactive options.

You want to cum, you pay
The last thing to consider when comparing Youjizz to other similar tube sites is ads. And Youjizz definitely has ads. First, there's a pop-up ad when you first click on the site (really fucking annoying). There are also ads on the right side and bottom of video pages, as well as at the bottom of the homepage. If that's not enough, Youjizz also plays ads before videos; ads even appear when you pause a video.

This is an unacceptable amount of ads for me. As you can see, I don't do ads on Theporndude.com, and I do just fine. The purpose of an adult site should be to provide a pleasant, enjoyable, and hassle-free experience for the user, not to try to shove shit down their throat.

I'm not an unreasonable person or anything. I'm willing to make an exception for some tasteful ads, as long as they're not intrusive, don't get in the way, and don't disrupt my experience on the site. But if you're going to make me wait to watch a video, open a new page on my browser, or try to fucking deceive me, I'm just not having it. This is unacceptable.

Unfortunately, this is just the norm for so many porn sites. I wish more sites would step up their game and get rid of this shit, but what can you do? In conclusion, putting the ads aside, I think Youjizz is a pretty solid tube site with good content and an easy-to-browse design. While I might not be going back to it now because I'm pissed about the ads, I might come back and give it a shot... a cum shot, that is. Fuckers, enjoy!